A Sample of My Advertising
January
Do YOUR New Year’s Resolutions include ME? – 41
I know, I know . . . gotta eat better and exercise more!
Let me suggest a few other good commitments for this new year —-
1) Have fun more often;
2) Find an hour here or there to relax a little;
3) Balance all your duties and responsibilities with some ‘me’ time;
4) Begin or renew a favorite hobby;
5) Incorporate physical activity into your day;
6) Collect memorable experiences, not ‘things’;
7) Say YES to adventure and ‘spice’ in life;
8) Find a playful, passionate woman to help you with 1-7 !
I am a mature (41yo, independent, educated) “girl-next-door” type; I genuinely enjoy meeting new people and entertaining gentleman who are selective in how they spend their time and money. (5’5″,brown hair and eyes, soft curves and very sensitive 40Ds in an attractive 180# package.)
You are a man who would appreciate being pampered by an eager partner, are over 30, and have some idea how you want to spend your time. I know I have LOTS of ideas.
Want to play Scrabble at the local coffee shop . . . I will warn you that I have a wicked vocabulary.
Want a leisurely massage . . . I have silky oils and firm hands.
Want adult conversation and activities . . . I am VERY open minded!
Ever wonder what that Naughty Soccer Mom does when the kids are in school all day??? Send me a note and the answer might be YOU 😉
(an email contact is listed here)
so did you do this all yourself? I know where this add is posted and is by far the best there. Subtle, slightly revealling photo, leaves lots to the imagination. The rest of the add is very unique and very well thought out. Sure got my attention…
And yes, you are a part of my new years resolution
David
I am glad ! Yes, the ads are my own doing. Now that it is February I should remove that one and put up something different, but . . . I am still getting good responses to it so I leave it. A man who would appreciate that sort of ad is exactly the sort I would like to meet!
Oh how I would love to spar off with you, orally. 🙂
I have been there, done that and I guarantee you this is the best ever! Plus the brilliance of the mind is incredible.
Arnie — are you trying to butter me up for something??? (heehee)
Maybe just a little, but you are such an outstanding unique person.
Very cool! You make advertising FUN!
Helps if you believe in your product!!!
Hey there sexy!!
So how was your day?
I sure would like to meet you!!
Chad
Today is great, sweetie — but I am a little bored — can you help me with that??
I sure can!!
I can help you in lots of different ways!!
All of them good and satisfying…
That is very thoughtful of you! I love the enthusiasm!!!
Then you will enjoy all I have to offer!!!
I sure hope you are still linterested…
🙂
Of course I am still interested! That is a huge part of my charm, I would say!!! I AM INTERESTED!
Hmmmm,
This is going to be very fun and interesting!!!!
I can’t hardly wait to meet you..
I’m impressed with this ad. I wish I could write such copy. Thank you very much for sharing ❤
Well thank you, sweetie — I like playing with words and giving people a sense of who they will meet if they decide to follow up with me.
Just what I’m hoping to find. A younger soccer mom that would like to play with a older hockey dad at the playground while the kids are at school. So I can get more physical activity and have more fun in my life while learning something new and exciting, All this should add more spice to my life plus unforgettable memories.
We are on the same page, Gman!