Your Naughty-but-Nice Neighbor
Ok -YEARS ago, someone introduced me to this game: at the end a meal where Fortune Cookies are served, everyone reads their fortune out loud, adding the words “in bed” at the very end. Here are a few of my recent fortunes.
You will find your horizons suddenly broadened . . . in bed.
You will soon be involved in many gatherings and parties . . . in bed.
Humor is an affirmation of dignity . . . in bed.
You deserve to have a good time after a hard day’s work . . . in bed.
As you can see, I am a very lucky girl . . .