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Outrageous Fortune

Ok -YEARS ago, someone introduced me to this game:  at the end a meal where Fortune Cookies are served, everyone reads their fortune out loud, adding the words “in bed” at the very end.  Here are a few of my recent fortunes.

You will find your horizons suddenly broadened . . . in bed.

You will soon be involved in many gatherings and parties . . . in bed.

Humor is an affirmation of dignity . . . in bed.

You deserve to have a good time after a hard day’s work . . . in bed.

As you can see, I am a very lucky girl . . .

5 comments on “Outrageous Fortune

  1. The Hook
    April 9, 2012

    Very cool!
    Thanks for the naughty share!

  2. G-man....the man with the tongue!!
    April 9, 2012

    I love nibbling on fortune cookies….in bed!! My kind of fortune cookie is a part of the female anatomy…..just look at it’s design…. 🙂 :-0

  3. Flog
    May 8, 2012

    I can’t wait to “nibble” on you.

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