Your Naughty-but-Nice Neighbor
I have written elsewhere about the internet review sites for Escorts and Sex Workers. There are pros and cons, but I understand potential clients wanting a bit of man-to-man info before making a date. I have always gotten rave reviews on performance and attitude and “good / fair” comments on appearance. I’m not a porn star and I am not fit/trim/slender at ALL, but I don’t try to pass myself off as those things either. I am comfortable enough with my body and face and . . . . blah blah blah —
Here’s the jist of it — a client reported on TER that my breath was awful and that my tummy stuck out farther than my ample breasts. He did say I was good at my job, at least, but that he had to bug out of there because I smelled so bad. Ouch.
I remember the client, because I had one appointment where the guy didn’t want to kiss at all and left after about 30 minutes. My first reaction to the bad breath issue was “How horrible! I always brush my teeth, I can’t imagine what was wrong that day, why didn’t he SAY something, I would have fixed that immediately!” I was of course mortified that I smelled bad, but taking a minute to think I certainly could realize why someone would not speak up. Imagine the situation — you have just met someone and their breath is really off. How awkward . . . it would take a lot of nerve to say something in that situation. Even if the problem could be fixed, there would be all sorts of embarrassment. Might be easier to just avoid getting too close and leaving ASAP. On top of being personally embarrassed, I feel awful for the fella! 😦
Now that other comment, the one about my tummy . . . that was a whole ‘nuther matter. My first reaction was, “No – it does NOT!” Then I turned on the lights, took off all my clothes, and stood sideways in front of a long mirror. Hmmm . . . looks like I have gained some weight! I haven’t been anything close to ‘slender’ for 20 years . . . I know I am ‘soft’ and would never try to mislead potential friends about that. I am honest (mostly) in my PR materials since, as they say, “the proof is in the pudding.” (And, yes, the pudding is in my tummy!) I know that I am not every fella’s cup of tea (or cup of pudding?) . . . and I don’t have to be. But I have very nice breasts and my tummy does NOT stand out farther than The Girls!
But I have joined a gym and I am keeping better track of what I eat. I DO get a lot of protein (wink).