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Sour Cherry — My First Bad Review

tictacI have written elsewhere about the internet review sites for Escorts and Sex Workers.  There are pros and cons, but I understand potential clients wanting a bit of man-to-man info before making a date.  I have always gotten rave reviews on performance and attitude and “good / fair” comments on appearance.  I’m not a porn star and I am not fit/trim/slender at ALL, but I don’t try to pass myself off as those things either.  I am comfortable enough with my body and face and . . . . blah blah blah —

Here’s the jist of it — a client reported on TER that my breath was awful and that my tummy stuck out farther than my ample breasts.  He did say I was good at my job, at least, but that he had to bug out of there because I smelled so bad.  Ouch.

I remember the client, because I had one appointment where the guy didn’t want to kiss at all and left after about 30 minutes.  My first reaction to the bad breath issue was “How horrible!  I always brush my teeth, I can’t imagine what was wrong that day, why didn’t he SAY something, I would have fixed that immediately!”  I was of course mortified that I smelled bad, but taking a minute to think I certainly could realize why someone would not speak up.  Imagine the situation — you have just met someone and their breath is really off.  How awkward . . . it would take a lot of nerve to say something in that situation.  Even if the problem could be fixed, there would be all sorts of embarrassment.  Might be easier to just avoid getting too close and leaving ASAP.  On top of being personally embarrassed, I feel awful for the fella!  😦

Now that other comment, the one about my tummy . . . that was a whole ‘nuther matter.  My first reaction was, “No – it does NOT!”  Then I turned on the lights, took off all my clothes, and stood sideways in front of a long mirror.  Hmmm . . . looks like I have gained some weight!  I haven’t been anything close to ‘slender’ for 20 years . . . I know I am ‘soft’ and would never try to mislead potential friends about that.  I am honest (mostly) in my PR materials since, as they say, “the proof is in the pudding.”  (And, yes, the pudding is in my tummy!)  I know that I am not every fella’s cup of tea (or cup of pudding?)  . . . and I don’t have to be.  But I have very nice breasts and my tummy does NOT stand out farther than The Girls!

But I have joined a gym and I am keeping better track of what I eat.  I DO get a lot of protein (wink).

21 comments on “Sour Cherry — My First Bad Review

    January 8, 2013

    Hehehehehe,,,Fuck Em!!!!Date: Tue, 8 Jan 2013 20:40:09 +0000 To:

  2. jimshortz
    January 8, 2013

    That rather sucks. It is the toxic byproduct of working in a…ummm…creative profession. Everyone is a critic! 🙂

    • NaughtynNeighbor
      January 9, 2013

      And I can be pretty darn creative!

      • jimshortz
        January 10, 2013

        I guess you have to be! There are no professional development conferences for your line of work. Or maybe there are and they just don’t host them in my area. lol

      • NaughtynNeighbor
        January 18, 2013

        . . . . well actually – there are conferences and networking events. My impression is that they are all in LasVagas. Could be fun!!!

  3. Signguy 115
    January 8, 2013

    Dear Lady……….unless he looked like Geo Clooney or Tom Cruise………he should SHUT THE……………..FRONT DOOR!! We are SO quick to judge you fine ladies………we do not appear the same as 20-or 30- or 40 years ago either, and I have NEVER seen a provider complain. So……as long as you stay as sweet as you are, we have fun being together, and you make sure you get your protein, we are good to go You are still a 9.5 in my book!!

    • NaughtynNeighbor
      January 9, 2013

      I appreciate the encouragement – and your company!

      I remember the guy, and he was very fit / slender, so it is easy to imagine I may not have been his type. I also recall his jeans were so skinny / tight fitting that it was hard to get them OFF of him. Poor planning, I say 😉

  4. tgdog
    January 8, 2013

    his problem not yours

    • NaughtynNeighbor
      January 9, 2013

      Thank you tgdog ! Fortunately there are quite a few fellas who seem to like me 😉

  5. J
    January 9, 2013

    Yes, bad breath is a issue,, but I prefer a women with a few extra pounds,, My last experience with a Escort was not the best,, she turned me off,,
    So I’ve stayed away.. I might need to jump back in..

    • NaughtynNeighbor
      January 9, 2013

      Hmmmm . . . what was it that turned you off? If it was ‘getting intimate with someone I just met’, there might not be much any girl could do. But if it was that she was difficult to talk to, seemed distracted, or acted like a corpse . . . I can GUARANTEE I can do better. Jump on over my way and I promise I will brush and floss!

      • J
        January 10, 2013

        Yes,, talk to, distracted and the “corpse”,, I will just have to add you into my future plans on fun..

      • NaughtynNeighbor
        January 18, 2013

        . . . . I really hope you do! I pride myself on excellent customer service and would love the chance to show you a different kind of ‘provider.’

  6. Dave Z
    January 10, 2013

    Hi Kathryn, I saw that review and it took me back a liitle, given everyhting else I’ve read about you. I’m still interested in seeing you at some point, but have to wait until my wife heads out of town on business. Her next trip may not be until early Feb. Seems a lot of buzz about heightened LE activity going after the high end ladies…have you heard that, too? I hear the Henepin Co DA Mike Freeman is behind it. Makes me a little nervous. Later… Dave

    Date: Tue, 8 Jan 2013 20:40:06 +0000 To:

    • NaughtynNeighbor
      January 29, 2013

      . . . . let’s see if we can turn your ‘nervous’ into ‘excited’ shall we??? Please drop me a note when you are able to come out to play.

  7. mnlaker
    January 23, 2013

    Kathryn, There is always one. I can personally attest you are everything you claim to be and deliver even more as to fun and performance. I know someone with your class does not tell on a guest with bad heigine or their bad looks or their bad performance. in a nut shell let it rool off you are one of the best!

    • NaughtynNeighbor
      January 29, 2013

      . . . awwww! thank you, sweetie!! I am trying to be sensible about it, but it did sting a little. My dance card is pleasantly full, though, so I think I’m doing ok!!

  8. Michael
    February 14, 2013

    As someone who has dealt with the public for a long time, I’m not sure Richard didn’t hit it on the head (sorry, couldn’t resist… 🙂 ). I’ve never met you so, I’ll take it at face value that you are as you described yourself. IF you’re full figured and described yourself as so, then it’s a question of degrees.

    When you deal with clients, one of the things you have to learn is that perfection is a impossible goal – you can’t please everyone. In fact, I’d argue that you don’t want to. Why? Because some people aren’t worth pleasing. The biggest pains tend to be the ones you make the least on. Instead of trying the please everyone, try going the extra distance for those that seems happy to do business with you.

    The other thing that you have to understand is that sometimes ( and I’m guessing in this case this is the situation) is that people are unhappy with their own lives and project it on to others. Tight jeans, eh? He wants to project a certain image and maybe he was feeling guilty …who knows. You provide a service and it isn’t as a psychologist.

    For the second time in your life, you’ve lost your virginity – except this time it was for customer satisfaction. You already took advantage of the silver lining which was to maybe work out a bit more and modify the diet. Sounds like him not being happy was a small price to pay for the silver.

  9. naughtyneighbor
    February 16, 2013

    Michael — it sounds like you have some experience working with ‘the public’ — and some very useful wisdom. Thank you!

    Now, what can we do about that other issue you mentioned . . . “I’ve never met you in person.”

    • Michael Dex
      February 17, 2013

      Easy, You you hire me or I hire you or we hire each other. On Preferred 411 I’m aka Photographer1951.


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