Naughty Soccer Mom

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FAQ Me ;-)



1.  How did you get into this line of work?   The short answer is a piece of oft repeated career advice:  Find something you love to do, something you would do for free, and find a way to get paid for doing it.  It was this or get paid to bake cookies and read books . . . and this is much more fun!

2.  Do you offer in-call?  Will you travel to a client’s location? Not any more & Yes, it depends!  I had a cozy studio apartment in a very nice part of town, but I don’t anymore. I will come to your hotel or even your home if the location isn’t too scary.  I have played in client garage, office, etc.  I draw the line at getting naughty in a car, though.

3.  What do I get for my money?  You get a charming and playful companion for the entire time we agree on.  It is illegal to promise (or request) sexual favors for money, so I wont give you too many details here, but I will let you know I don’t do anal or bondage on a first date (well — ok, let’s be specific . . . not MY ass or tying ME up.  What happens to YOU is a whole ‘nuther matter!)

4.  Why don’t you do anal or bondage on a first date?  Because I don’t know you yet and don’t know if I trust you with that very delicate part of my anatomy.  As for bondage — it seems unwise to let a perfect stranger tie me up, because then I can not protect myself or get away if need be.  If you are not sure these are good reasons, I would be happy to tie you up and/or use YOUR ass as a way to help you understand me better.  (I am very thoughtful like that.  <weg>)

5.  Can I fuck you bare-back (without a condom) —  I have been fixed, and I promise I am clean as a whistle!  Ummmm . . . I am gonna have to say ‘No Thank You.”  I am disease-free too, and I intend to stay that way.  If you find a working-girl who will go bare-back, you need to ask yourself WHY.  It may be that she is already infected so doesn’t care anymore.  Trust me — I would rather go without a condom too — but let’s not be stupid.  BTW – if you share a whistle with others, it isn’t very clean any more!

6.  Who do you work for?  Do you have a ‘pimp’?  I work for ME, and, for a designated period of time, I work for YOU.  When I started out, I had a Boss/Friend/Adviser who helped me learn about business and about safety.  I liked the fact that I had someone to count on, but didn’t like giving him 35% of what ‘we’ earned.  Now I am completely independent.

7.  How come you charge so much?  I am tempted to say “because I can”, but that is too flip and doesn’t get at the point of your question.   First off — if you look around, you will see that I am not on the high end of the escort scale.  I receive more than the 20 year old ‘blow and go’ because a) I provide more and b) I know my value, c) I don’t like being treated cheaply AND d) my expenses are the same whether I see 10 guys or 50.  If I charged less I would have to increase the volume of appointments I make, and I don’t want to do that.  I want to genuinely look forward to each encounter, not feel like a bored, under-appreciated assembly line worker.

8.  How many hours a week do you work?  That is a tricky question.  You might mean ‘how many times a week do you meet with clients?’  or you might mean ‘how many hours total do you put into this arena?’  I decline to answer the first (because, as you can see, I am a lady! <wink>), and the second is “I don’t really know.”  I spend a lot of time answering emails, corresponding with potential clients, other workers, reading in the field, managing advertising, and have to take care of hair, nails, skin, figure, and general health even if I have no appointments lined up.  I spend a LOT of time on line and with email — but I also ENJOY that part of it.

AND TRULY THE MOST FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTION:  “What is your rate?”   Quick answer:  $200/hr, $300 for two.

21 comments on “FAQ Me ;-)

  1. Stan
    February 11, 2012

    Do you ever say no to a prospective date?

    • naughtyneighbor
      February 11, 2012

      Yes I do. I want to be pretty sure both of us will enjoy the time together before meeting. I almost always pass on the guys still in their 20s. I wont meet with anyone who suggests we should ‘partay!’ I haven’t had very many ‘creepers’ or rude dudes contact me, but I pay attention to how I feel and find a way to avoid meeting people who make me feel uncomfortable. Oh — and I say No if he asks for a discount or wants something that might land us in jail or in the hospital.

  2. Darrel
    April 10, 2012

    Have you tried the female condom? I don’t know a lot about it, except that it sounds like it feels as if there is no condom, which, of course, is a feeling that we would all like if it were safe.

  3. NaughtynNeighbor
    April 16, 2012

    I have not tried the female condom, though I think there are some benefits to be had there. I have hesitated because a) cost, 2) I hear it takes some trial-n-error to get it right and I haven’t wanted to subject any fella to the potential flubs and goofs of that particular learning curve. Maybe someone would like to volunteer to be my crash-test-dummy for this???

    • happy
      May 17, 2012

      pick me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! …………. wink ………………… you can try most anything you want

  4. Flog
    May 17, 2012

    I, too, would be more than willing to help test the female condom with you. If we are luck, we may have to test it more than once!!!!!! Please oh please!!!

    • NaughtynNeighbor
      May 18, 2012

      I declare — I do have the most thoughtful and helpful readers!!! Thank you both for your kind offer. Now if I could just find where I put those silly things . . .

  5. jmans69
    May 22, 2012

    Are you by chance a Squirter?

    • NaughtynNeighbor
      May 23, 2012

      heehee — this is like the ‘are you bi?’ question. I HAVE done it, but it isn’t my core identity 😉

  6. Jarrod James
    June 26, 2012

    I love to give huge facials – ear to ear, forehead to chin. Wondering what your thoughts are on getting messy?

  7. Wow, amazing weblog layout! How lengthy have you ever been running a blog for? you made blogging glance easy. The full look of your site is magnificent, as smartly as the content material!

    • NaughtynNeighbor
      July 3, 2012

      What lovely feedback! I guess I started the Blog in January of 2012 . . . I believe it has been a big help in letting new friends get to know me a bit. I am glad you enjoyed the content and took the time to send me a note. Thank you!

  8. Phil
    July 9, 2012

    Love reading your blog and “good clean fun” as stated above. 😉 We will have to get TOGETHER this summer!!

  9. Stan
    September 3, 2012

    still around? lots to catch up on if you are….

    • NaughtynNeighbor
      September 21, 2012

      I am very much still around, Stan — though I haven’t posted here much recently. Hope you will send me a chatty email so I can hear your news!!!

  10. Vanessa
    September 11, 2012

    Do you meet with couples?

    • NaughtynNeighbor
      September 21, 2012

      Hmmmm ., . . the times I have been with a couple have been in my ‘private’ life, and have been very enjoyable. I would be DELIGHTED to meet with a couple in a ‘professional’ capacity, though.

      Do you have anyone in mind, sweetie??

  11. Paul
    September 18, 2012

    Hi. Saw your web page via TER. Are you taking new clients right now? I’d be interested in an incall. Do u have recent pics to share?

    • NaughtynNeighbor
      September 21, 2012

      Hi! I really do need to do something about new photos. The ones I have posted here or there are actually ‘recent’ in that I still look like the photo . . . but I understand the wish to see different shots.

      I am happy to make new friends, and you are welcome to contact me via email. I don’t think I have posted my direct email on the blog, but it is

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